Things I have learnt from children.....

I was sent an e-mail with these snippets of learned informationthat I just have to share.

• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
• A 3 year old child's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.
• When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
• A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• When you hear the toilet flush along with the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
• A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain Lego blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.
• Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• You probably don't want to know what that smell is.
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
• Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The fire department in my town has a 5 minute response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does make cats dizzy, however.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.