My bestman speech

Ok I need a damn fine speech for this weekend, so writing has finally picked up pace from just flicking through websites and trying to think of moments in the grooms life. Well then I need a little help from you fine people out there, any websites available (that you don't need to pay for), anything, old speeches you have lying around and are willing to share (names will be changed to protect the innoccent). [ at least the ads are working and are picking up speech sites ].

So any help much appreciated, please keep it simple, not too many long words, or s-words, I'll be on my way to getting sloshed by then and I have a terrible habit of slurring.