Things I'd like to see

We went to a fireworks display the other day at Buile Hill Park (never been before and not really sure where it is, somewhere in North Manchesterish).

Anyway it was a huge gathering of people the park was packed, everyone heads turned up to the sky, ooohing and aaaahing at the firework display overhead.

This brings me to what I'd like to see:

Whilst everyone's heads are craning to the skies for the next 30 or so minutes, the local kids should shuffle about tieing all the shoelaces together.
Just imagine the awesome sight at the end as a crowd of a thousand more people all make a dash for the exit as the last bang goes off and all just topple over - I'd pay good money to see that, it should be in a film!