Keyword Analysis Results

I've been having a nosy about and loads of you out there are getting some pretty weird and wonderful keyword search results thrown up. Now I have had nothing more exciting than inkblot or bestman speech, so I am to remedy that by having the occasional strange or perverse topic. Actually do I really want to encourage people looking for turkey milking services, imploding breasts or shirehorse fetishes? Oops too late - Get away you dirty perverts! hehe there's going to be some disappointed folk out there now!

Oh I must be so bored to be doing this.

So to start. A while back there was a series of programmes on channel 5 (where else) on unusual sexual behaviour, you know the stuff wife swapping, beastiality etc. I'm not condoning such behaviour by the way but it did make rather interesting viewing, especially after a few beers and in good company to have a cringe at other peoples antics. Strangely enough the main characters in this documentary were all American red neck hillbilly types (so I'm not sure if this was planned as to play on the all ready popular stereotype of them being a little inbred. Anyway there were two memorable moments in the show:

Firstly, some guy was complaining that on the occasions that he could prise his Shirehorse from his wife(hence the earlier reference) and let it mount him, it would bite his back and neck! OMG what is he on about? He's letting a horse bugger his hick arse and he's worried about it chomping his back and leaving horsey lovebites!

Secondly, and possibly one of the funniest but strangest things ever seen on television. Two middle aged women doing the washing up, gazing out of the window (not so strange so far), add some kind of Kentuckian/HillyBilly accent and a conversation something like this came forth;

woman 1 "I don't know if I prefer sex with ma dawg or ma man"
woman 2 "All depends on the dawg, all depends on the man"
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Well to say the least we were rolling on the floor in hysterics, it was the dead pan matter of fact way it was all said. As if sex with faithful fido was the most natural thing in the world, come on ladies apart from being closely related to all the men in your trailer park, there must be some that are ok!