Friday, September 30, 2005

Recent Keyword Analysis

Ok I've not had a look at the stat counter thingy in ages. So I took a peek not expecting much, but hoorah! At last some interesting keyword searches (and quite baffling too). Here's some of the best ones:

  • Goo Girls featured highly including 1 search for German Goo girl pics
  • my ooops website nipple - WTF? Where does my blog mention that?
  • best way to find and stimulate the G spot - ok where does it mention that on my blog? I can't find it anywhere (ooops ooerr - maybe I need to do a search for that myself!)

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Ok I'm doing it....

I know I've said in the past that I wouldn't partake in these chain mail type things but since this wasn't actually requested of anyone I thought I'd give it a go, courtesy of Rosevibe. So here goes:

1. What colour are your kitchen plates? I've loads and a real mix biege ones, white, white and black, and even some green ones with a floral pattern!

2. What book are you reading now?
Who's Afraid of Beowulf?, Tom Holt

3. What's on your mouse pad?
Periodic Table

4. What's your favourite board game?
Scrabble or Monolopy

5. Favourite magazine?
Big and Bouncy............Castles - you perverts

6. Favourite smell?
oooh so many depends on what I'm feeling like or want to be reminded of so it'll be a list Vanilla, manure, freshly roasted coffee, freshly baked bread, frying bacon, the sea

7. Least favourite smell?
Tripe or pollenta

8. What's the first thing you think of in the morning?
"Ok legs move"

9. Favorite colour(s)?
I have no particulate favourite - they're all good

10. Least favorite color?
see above

11. How many rings before you answer the phone?
Your supposed to answer it when it does that?

12. Future children's names?
Zeus if it's a boy or She-ra for a girl. - who do you think I am!

13. Favourite alcoholic drink?
Again so many but a good G 'n' T takes some beating.

14. What is your sign and birthday?
Aquarius/Capricorn (not sure as kind a changes - think it's called being on the cusp), 20th January.

15. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

16. If you could have any job what would it be?
Restaurant critic/Michelin Star judge or El Nino "the greatest Trapese artist in the world"

17. If you could have any colour hair what would it be?
Some hair would be nice

18. Is the glass half full or half empty?
Half full.

19. Favourite movie?
Depends on mood

20. Do you type with the right fingers on the keys?

21. What's under your bed?
Suitcase, dust, old laptop, fluff, slippers, feather from the pillow

22. What is your favourite number?
The six that win me that lottery jackpot!

23. What is your single biggest fear?
Being eaten from the inside by thousands of mutant space maggots.

24. Person(s) most likely to respond?
None as I'm not going to put out any requests.

25. Who is least likely to respond?
The World

26. Favourite CD?
again depends on mood - have some good old compilation tapes that I made years back.

27. Favourite TV show?
so many The Simpson's, Scrubs, Green Wing, Futurama, Spaced, South Park, Jeeves and Wooster - mainly comedies really

28. Ketchup or mustard?
mustard (dijon, english or american)

29. Hamburgers or Hot dogs?
Home made hamburgers.

30. Favourite soft drink?
Pear or apricot juice

31. The best place you have ever been?
hard to say - Norway was cool

32. The most amazing sight?
A good big plate of tomato salad

33. What screen saver is on your computer right now?
None - just let it go to power save and turn off monitor.

34. Burger king or McDonald's?
Been ages, but at the moment a Burger King

35. Favourite pet?
Kato - the rabbit

Ok that was tough to do as most of them can't be answered with the single answer and would require a blog entry of their own.

Just reread through and so many of them refer to food - I wonder why?

Sunday, September 04, 2005

I'm back...

I've been pretty poor with my blogging lately, oops and sorry! So just going to put this up as it's the funniest thing that I've heard in a while. It's from Futurama: Episode Parasite Lost . Fry get's a dose of worm's!

Prof. Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.
Hermes: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
Prof. Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.