The Best Blonde Joke In The World Ever!

This is so the best blonde joke in the world.

Question?

Why in this country (UK) are you presumed gay if show an a little style?

I was having this conversation with a friend, as he had a leather clutch bag. These are very popular in Italy, especially among business men, for carrying papers etc. I have also left a comment elsewhere about something similar (I can't remember where!).

We just can't work it out. In nature the fellas are the glammed up ones to attract a mate. Most birds, take the peacock for instance even Lions have the fancy hair-do. But when it comes to the homosapien, you must be *whistles gay boy (sorry I don't mean to offend anyone, just trying to use blokey phrases).

One reason might be shows like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", putting into the mindset that only gay can be trendy (though I reckon this was already in place). We also thought that it might be something to do with artistic types (fashion designers, hair dressers etc) have seemed to traditionally show homosexual tendencies.

So I say the Trendy Bloke should stand up for themselves and be counted, lets let the world know we can be stylish!

Big Brother Wisdom

I don't usually hold an interest for Big Brother but at the moment there is a Celebrity (not A-list more like T and lower) edition.

I have been told a quote from one of the contestants that is an absolute gem.

Pete Burns (80's singer and transvestite/sexual etc), was heard saying (bearing in mind there are a fair few 20 watt (a bit dim) women in the Big Brother complex with him;

"You can take the Ho to culture, but you can't make her think."

Priceless, when I was told I couldn't stop laughing, no doubt I'll be quoting it at every opportunity for the next month or so.

1001110001000 hits

O yeah baby I've just made 5,000 hits. Ok granted_4,853 of them were me checking upto see when I'd get MMMMM or is it V hits. (That just took me ages to line up the V and the _ then again under a different screen resolution it'll probably be miles off rather than just a little askew). I just should of been even geekier and gone with 1388 for you hex fans! Oh how sad am I? Ubergeek! or is it cool to be geek nowadays, I've no idea I'm that old and geeky and going creeky. I'll get me pipe and slippers and have a nice horlicks.

"Rock on Geek Chic"

FBI - can I take your order?

This made me laugh. It's supposed to be a true transcript released from the FBI archives, it doesn't matter if it is true or not though as it is so funny.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so. [Click]

Happy New Year and blah

Well another year gone and I fulfilled so many of my dreams and desires not! I've even taken a step back in many respects so 2006 is going to be a time for change and surging forward for me - but that still doesn't gaurantee regular blog updates.

So good luck to you all for the future.